Will Marry for Food, Sex and Laundry

Forget romance. Forget true love. Forget soulmates.
Food: "a guy's a sucker for his Mom's cooking. Even if she isn't a great cook, she makes at least one dish he loves. Get the recipe to that dish and he'll think you're a gourmet chef"

Sex: "the smaller the underwear, the higher the price."

Laundry: I don't read the laundry part. Not too interesting.



Jutek emet neng!
Oh.. oh.. ohhh.. sedikit sentilan untuk para pasangan baru.. Hahahah... you got it right Simon!
  1. do u dress him in the morning?
  2. do u wipe his chin when he spills his food?
  3. do u send him off to work with a packed lunch under his arm?
  4. do u shower him with multivitamin on breakfast? (tambahan dari penulis)

If ur answer is yes, congratulations!!! U've become his SURROGATE MOTHER!

Hahaha.

3 comments:

Dinda said...

huahuahua..mari kita saling berjanji dont become the last part :))

Nita said...

lets!

MissRinchungBecomeMrsYincung said...

kalo jawabannya NO semua,jadi apa?

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